Series 2 of The Undercover Princes will be coming to the BBC within the next 2 months – but it won’t be what you were expecting…

Hello ladies…

The Prince is petrified…

How do they get on?

Just 3 minutes to make an impression…

No ugly women for Africa.

Melissa too fat and not posh?

Oh! Wow, strong wood…

No obscene or lewd behaviour

The Princes plan a house party

Remi meets office-worker Melissa…

The Princes argue…

Public gay-love on camera…

touchy feely

Everything that I desire in a woman

Getting full erection now…

Not like wine…

This is bullshit.

Aristocratic thing…

I’m Marla I from Brighton…

That deserves a clap.